bUT WHAT IS GOING ON: The Illustrated Version
harryedwardstylesgetinmybednow:
LIAM NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE ALL THOSE PEOPLE SHOUTING SHIT AT THEM
AND HE GOT A CHINESE BURN FROM A THE WANTED FAN
ZAYN PUNCHED A CAR OUT OF ANGER,
LOUIS STUCK HIS FINGER UP TO THE WANTED FANS
HARRY IS STILL IN THE US AND WILL FLY BACK WITH TAYLOR
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO NIALL
Zayn desperately needs to bring his arm tatts together, lest they become a canvas of the ~drunken decisions whilst on spring break~ variety. (Okay, lbr, they passed that a while ago.*) At this point, he needs to make a plan to turn it into a real half sleeve. I’d suggest some Lichtenstein to tie it together.
*Also, I’m ignoring the fact he got the red in ZAP! blacked out. #poor life decisions
My personal 1D Timeline
Mid 2011: What’s this teenybopper ish all over my tumblr dash, wtf?
Last Tuesday: I observe two RL tweens, in totally different settings, who are both in love with Harry Styles.
Wednesday: Between the internet and RL telling me this is a genuine phenomena, I decide I need to cash in on this shizz and make a bracelet before Christmas.
Thursday, 8 PM: Obviously, this requires research.
Thursday, 8:05 PM: While Google image searching, I realize I already know every band member’s name through tumblr osmosis. Feel a bit ashamed.
Thursday, 8:30 PM: It’s only natural to listen to a One Direction playlist on youtube as I sketch, right? ~To get the feel for what they’re “about”.~
Friday, 4 PM: As soon as I get home from work, my finger twitches over to the video of ‘That One Thing’, and presses play. Three times in a row.
Friday, 10 PM: As I’m coloring the charms, I need some mindless television on in the background. Quickly check wiki to see which season of X-Factor the boys featured on.
Friday, 10:10 PM: Some amazing person has uploaded series 7 to youtube. I watch it while coloring and baking cookies.
Saturday, 2:00 AM: They get to the Birmingham contestants, and I shock myself by wailing “Ohmygooooooooddd, LIAMMMMMM…” like a twelve year-old girl.
Saturday, 2:01 AM: Um. Um.
Saturday, 3:00 AM: OMG, baby Zayn refusing to dance. ;____;
So, yeah. Finished watching their X Factor appearances as of this evening. Pictures of the charm bracelet to follow, once I buy more batteries for my poor camera and wander out into daylight to do a photoshoot.
Also, these are AMAZING cookies. I had no fresh ginger to use, and also used an orange instead of a lemon, so they’re probably over-sweet, but really… sugar coma. Happy, blessed sugar coma.
